Run the Damn Ball. Season 3, Episode 34: 9/2/26

Week Zero Is Here, And College Football Has Already Lost Its Mind College football is BACK, boys. And naturally, we learned absolutely everything we need to know from one weekend of football.

Virginia came out swinging and reminded everyone that apparently the Cavaliers have decided to become a football school. The offensive line was dominating, coaches were coaching, and suddenly we're talking ourselves into some serious possibilities in Charlottesville.

Meanwhile, North Dakota State continues its annual tradition of showing up, ruining somebody's Saturday, and making everyone question why we don't take the Bison seriously enough.

We also dive into the modern college football arms race — roster building, coaching, transfers, and the ever-important question: Who actually knows what the hell they're doing?

Then we bounce around the sports world because apparently one sport isn't enough. Baseball gave us some chaos, golf gave us golf things, NASCAR did NASCAR things, and the sports gods delivered plenty of moments that made absolutely no sense.

Week Zero was supposed to be a warm-up. Instead, we're already overreacting, making predictions, questioning coaches, and preparing to crown champions. College football is so fucking back.